1 00:01:05,275 --> 00:01:08,608 On the 23rd day of the month of September... 2 00:01:09,346 --> 00:01:14,079 ... in an early year of a decade not too long before our own... 3 00:01:14,918 --> 00:01:20,754 ... the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence. 4 00:01:21,891 --> 00:01:27,090 And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do... 5 00:01:27,397 --> 00:01:32,664 ... in the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places. 6 00:01:53,423 --> 00:01:56,483 "Little Shop Little Shop of Horrors 7 00:01:57,761 --> 00:01:59,353 "Little Shop of Terror 8 00:01:59,462 --> 00:02:02,363 "Watch 'em drop Little Shop of Horrors 9 00:02:05,568 --> 00:02:09,163 "Shing-a-ling What a creepy thing to be happening 10 00:02:09,506 --> 00:02:10,632 "Look out! 11 00:02:11,441 --> 00:02:15,309 "Shang-a-lang Feel the Sturm und Drang in the air 12 00:02:18,148 --> 00:02:21,311 "Stop right where you are Don't move a thing 13 00:02:23,219 --> 00:02:26,950 "You'd better, telling you, you'd better Tell your mama 14 00:02:27,157 --> 00:02:31,651 "Something's gonna get her She'd better, everybody better, beware 15 00:02:51,281 --> 00:02:53,613 "Here it comes, baby 16 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:56,946 "Tell those bums, baby 17 00:03:02,892 --> 00:03:05,588 "Hit the dirt, baby 18 00:03:05,762 --> 00:03:08,697 "Red alert, baby 19 00:03:13,103 --> 00:03:16,266 "Alley Oop, haul it off the stoop I'm warning you 20 00:03:16,873 --> 00:03:18,272 "Look out! 21 00:03:19,008 --> 00:03:21,875 "Run away Child, You're gonna pay if you fail 22 00:03:24,714 --> 00:03:28,707 "Look around, look who's coming down Down the street for you 23 00:03:29,753 --> 00:03:33,018 "You bet 'cha You bet your butt, you bet 'cha 24 00:03:33,390 --> 00:03:36,223 "Best believe it Something's come to get 'cha 25 00:03:36,593 --> 00:03:39,357 "Better watch your back and your tail 26 00:03:45,001 --> 00:03:47,731 "Little Shop Little Shop of Horrors 27 00:03:47,871 --> 00:03:50,635 "Bop-she-bop You'll never stop the terror 28 00:03:50,740 --> 00:03:53,800 "Little Shop Little Shop of Horrors" 29 00:04:08,792 --> 00:04:11,590 Seymour, what's going on down there? 30 00:04:11,861 --> 00:04:13,726 Very little, Mr. Mushnik! 31 00:04:23,706 --> 00:04:27,335 ... and at his press conference today, President Kennedy fielded questions... 32 00:04:27,410 --> 00:04:30,208 ... concerning last Thursday's total eclipse of the sun... 33 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:34,273 ... an astrological phenomenon which has baffled the nation. 34 00:04:53,069 --> 00:04:56,061 So, she finally decides to come to work! 35 00:04:56,773 --> 00:04:58,866 Good morning, Mr. Mushnik. 36 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:02,808 What morning? It's almost closing time. Not that we had a customer. 37 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:07,380 Seymour, what in the name of God is going on down there? 38 00:05:08,318 --> 00:05:11,151 Audrey, would you go down and see what he's... 39 00:05:12,422 --> 00:05:14,481 Where did you get that shiner? 40 00:05:15,492 --> 00:05:16,481 Shiner? 41 00:05:17,026 --> 00:05:20,484 Audrey, that greasy boyfriend of yours is beating up on you again? 42 00:05:21,865 --> 00:05:23,355 I know it's none of my business... 43 00:05:23,433 --> 00:05:26,732 ...but I'm beginning to think he's maybe not such a nice boy. 44 00:05:26,803 --> 00:05:29,431 I got these pots unloaded for you, Mr... 45 00:05:29,506 --> 00:05:32,498 Seymour, look what you've done to the inventory! 46 00:05:32,575 --> 00:05:34,475 Don't yell at Seymour. 47 00:05:35,812 --> 00:05:37,143 You look radiant today. 48 00:05:38,314 --> 00:05:39,713 Is that new eye make-up? 49 00:05:41,484 --> 00:05:45,147 I'll help him clean it up before any of the customers get here. 50 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:47,447 That should give you plenty of time. 51 00:05:47,524 --> 00:05:52,427 Oh, God, what an existence I got! Misfit employees, bums on the sidewalk... 52 00:05:52,495 --> 00:05:55,692 ...business is lousy. My life is a living hell! 53 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:58,162 Hey, you. Urchins! 54 00:06:00,436 --> 00:06:03,371 Move! Move! Go away! 55 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,007 No loitering! 56 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:07,167 I wasn't loitering. Were you, Crystal? 57 00:06:07,243 --> 00:06:09,108 Not me, Ronette. Were you, Chiffon? 58 00:06:09,379 --> 00:06:10,812 You ought to be in school! 59 00:06:11,114 --> 00:06:12,604 We're on a split shift. 60 00:06:12,682 --> 00:06:15,845 We went to school until fifth grade, then we split. 61 00:06:16,319 --> 00:06:18,810 How do you intend to better yourselves? 62 00:06:19,756 --> 00:06:24,022 Better ourselves? You hear what he said? Better ourselves? 63 00:06:24,294 --> 00:06:28,128 Mister, when you're from Skid Row, ain't no such thing. 64 00:06:34,237 --> 00:06:38,401 "Alarm goes off at 7:00 65 00:06:38,942 --> 00:06:43,106 "And you start uptown 66 00:06:44,547 --> 00:06:46,947 "You put in your eight hours 67 00:06:47,016 --> 00:06:51,180 "For the powers that have always been" 68 00:06:53,222 --> 00:06:54,814 Sing it, child. 69 00:06:56,326 --> 00:06:59,420 "Till it's 5:00 p.m. 70 00:07:04,701 --> 00:07:05,929 "Then you go 71 00:07:06,002 --> 00:07:08,732 "Downtown Where the folks are broke 72 00:07:08,838 --> 00:07:12,001 "You go downtown Where your life's a joke 73 00:07:12,241 --> 00:07:15,677 "You go downtown Where you buy your token 74 00:07:15,812 --> 00:07:17,780 "And you go 75 00:07:18,348 --> 00:07:21,249 "Home to Skid Row 76 00:07:25,021 --> 00:07:26,318 "Yes, you go 77 00:07:26,389 --> 00:07:27,549 "Downtown 78 00:07:27,624 --> 00:07:29,489 "Where the cabs don't stop 79 00:07:29,826 --> 00:07:30,952 "Downtown 80 00:07:31,027 --> 00:07:32,688 "Where the food is slop 81 00:07:33,162 --> 00:07:37,690 "Downtown Where the hopheads flop in the snow 82 00:07:38,735 --> 00:07:40,965 "Down on Skid Row 83 00:07:43,406 --> 00:07:46,068 "Uptown, you cater to a million jerks 84 00:07:46,776 --> 00:07:49,939 "Uptown, you're messengers And mailroom clerks 85 00:07:50,146 --> 00:07:53,240 "Eating all your lunches At the hotdog carts 86 00:07:53,316 --> 00:07:56,877 "The bosses take your money Then they break your hearts 87 00:07:56,953 --> 00:07:59,922 "Uptown you cater to a million whores 88 00:08:00,156 --> 00:08:03,216 "Disinfect terrazzo On their bathroom floors 89 00:08:03,292 --> 00:08:05,283 "Your jobs are really menial 90 00:08:05,361 --> 00:08:09,195 "You make no bread And then at 5:00 you head 91 00:08:09,298 --> 00:08:10,424 "By subway 92 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:11,364 "Downtown 93 00:08:11,834 --> 00:08:13,495 "Where the guys are drips 94 00:08:14,037 --> 00:08:15,026 "Downtown 95 00:08:15,104 --> 00:08:16,969 "Where they rip your slips 96 00:08:17,407 --> 00:08:18,396 "Downtown 97 00:08:18,474 --> 00:08:21,739 "Where relationships are no go 98 00:08:22,979 --> 00:08:24,537 "Down on Skid Row 99 00:08:24,647 --> 00:08:26,877 "Down on Skid Row" 100 00:08:37,894 --> 00:08:41,796 "Poor All my life I've always been poor 101 00:08:42,298 --> 00:08:45,028 "I keep asking God what I'm for 102 00:08:45,668 --> 00:08:48,569 "And he tells me, 'Gee, I'm not sure. 103 00:08:49,272 --> 00:08:51,297 "'Sweep that floor, kid.' 104 00:08:53,342 --> 00:08:56,869 "I started life as an orphan A child of the street 105 00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:58,875 "Here on Skid Row 106 00:09:00,149 --> 00:09:04,745 "He took me in, gave me shelter, a bed Crust of bread and a job 107 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:09,247 "Treats me like dirt Calls me a slob, which I am 108 00:09:12,195 --> 00:09:14,220 "So I live 109 00:09:14,330 --> 00:09:15,922 "Downtown 110 00:09:16,065 --> 00:09:18,829 "That's your home address You live 111 00:09:18,968 --> 00:09:20,595 "Downtown 112 00:09:20,737 --> 00:09:23,501 "When your life's a mess You live 113 00:09:23,673 --> 00:09:25,368 "Downtown 114 00:09:25,508 --> 00:09:27,442 "Where depression's just... 115 00:09:27,510 --> 00:09:29,137 "...status quo 116 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,407 "Down on Skid Row 117 00:09:33,483 --> 00:09:37,385 "Someone show me a way To get out of here 118 00:09:38,121 --> 00:09:41,989 "'Cause I constantly pray I'll get out of here 119 00:09:42,892 --> 00:09:46,487 "Please, won't somebody say I'll get out of here 120 00:09:46,963 --> 00:09:50,865 "Someone give me my shot Or I'll rot here 121 00:09:51,134 --> 00:09:53,125 "Show me how and I will 122 00:09:53,202 --> 00:09:57,502 "I'll get out of here I'll start climbing uphill 123 00:09:57,573 --> 00:09:59,268 "And get out of here 124 00:09:59,909 --> 00:10:03,572 "Someone tell me I still could get out of here 125 00:10:03,946 --> 00:10:07,006 "Someone tell Lady Luck That I'm stuck here 126 00:10:07,550 --> 00:10:10,417 "Gee, it sure would be swell To get out of here 127 00:10:11,053 --> 00:10:14,045 "Bid the gutter farewell And get out of here 128 00:10:14,390 --> 00:10:17,382 "I'd move heaven and hell To get out of Skid 129 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,661 "I'd do I don't know what To get out of Skid 130 00:10:21,130 --> 00:10:24,099 "But a hell of a lot To get out of Skid 131 00:10:24,567 --> 00:10:27,536 "People tell me there's not A way out of Skid 132 00:10:27,970 --> 00:10:31,428 "But believe me, I've got To get out of Skid Row!" 133 00:11:02,972 --> 00:11:06,373 Six o'clock and we haven't sold so much as a fern! 134 00:11:08,044 --> 00:11:11,138 That's it! Forget it. Don't bother coming in tomorrow. 135 00:11:11,214 --> 00:11:12,977 You don't mean... 136 00:11:13,049 --> 00:11:15,483 - I mean, I'm through. Kaput. - You can't. 137 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:20,113 Kaput. Extinct. I'm closing this God and customer forsaken place. 138 00:11:20,923 --> 00:11:24,689 Mr. Mushnik, forgive me for saying so, but has it ever occurred to you... 139 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:28,321 ...that maybe what the firm needs is to move in a new direction? 140 00:11:29,232 --> 00:11:31,723 What Seymour's trying to say is... 141 00:11:32,335 --> 00:11:34,895 Seymour, why don't you run downstairs and bring up... 142 00:11:34,971 --> 00:11:39,067 ...that strange and interesting new plant you've been working on? 143 00:11:42,111 --> 00:11:45,274 Some of those exotic plants Seymour's been tinkering around with... 144 00:11:45,348 --> 00:11:47,407 ...are really unusual. 145 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:51,883 We thought that maybe some of those strange and interesting new plants... 146 00:11:52,054 --> 00:11:56,320 ...prominently displayed and advertised, would attract business. 147 00:12:00,563 --> 00:12:03,430 I'm afraid it isn't feeling very well today. 148 00:12:03,499 --> 00:12:06,024 There. Now, isn't that bizarre? 149 00:12:07,036 --> 00:12:08,264 At least. 150 00:12:08,971 --> 00:12:10,962 What kind of a weirdo plant is that? 151 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,440 I don't know. I think it's some kind of flytrap... 152 00:12:13,509 --> 00:12:16,444 ...but I haven't been able to identify it in any of my books. 153 00:12:16,512 --> 00:12:20,175 I gave it my own name though. I call it an Audrey II. 154 00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:21,777 After me? 155 00:12:21,851 --> 00:12:23,409 I hope you don't mind. 156 00:12:23,753 --> 00:12:27,211 Sir, if you were to put a strange and interesting plant like this... 157 00:12:27,356 --> 00:12:30,223 ...here in the window, then maybe... 158 00:12:30,426 --> 00:12:32,417 Maybe what? Maybe what? 159 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:35,195 Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? 160 00:12:35,264 --> 00:12:39,257 Just because you put a strange plant in the window people don't suddenly... 161 00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:44,029 Excuse me. I couldn't help noticing that strange and interesting plant. 162 00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:45,072 What is it? 163 00:12:45,274 --> 00:12:47,435 It's an Audrey II. 164 00:12:47,843 --> 00:12:49,902 I've never seen anything like it before. 165 00:12:49,979 --> 00:12:50,946 No one has. 166 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:52,408 Where did you get it? 167 00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:58,682 Remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago? 168 00:13:00,022 --> 00:13:03,685 I was walking in the wholesale flower district that day. 169 00:13:04,126 --> 00:13:08,028 And I passed by this place where this old Chinese man... 170 00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:12,657 He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings. 171 00:13:13,703 --> 00:13:17,537 'Cause he knows strange plants are my hobby. 172 00:13:18,541 --> 00:13:21,476 He didn't have anything unusual there that day. 173 00:13:23,145 --> 00:13:26,342 So I was just about to, you know, walk on by... 174 00:13:31,087 --> 00:13:34,648 ... when suddenly and without warning, there was this... 175 00:13:34,757 --> 00:13:37,521 ... total eclipse of the sun. 176 00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:39,617 It got very dark. 177 00:13:40,062 --> 00:13:44,658 And there was this strange humming sound, like something from another world. 178 00:13:44,734 --> 00:13:48,431 When the light came back, this weird plant was just sitting there. 179 00:13:49,105 --> 00:13:52,131 Just stuck in among the zinnias. 180 00:13:52,274 --> 00:13:53,798 "Audrey II." 181 00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:56,874 I could have sworn it hadn't been there before... 182 00:13:57,113 --> 00:14:00,480 ... but the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways... 183 00:14:01,484 --> 00:14:03,111 ... for $1.95. 184 00:14:15,031 --> 00:14:18,831 Well, that's an unusual story, and a fascinating plant. 185 00:14:21,504 --> 00:14:24,996 Oh, while I'm here, I might as well take $50 worth of roses. 186 00:14:25,074 --> 00:14:26,473 $50! 187 00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:30,041 Can you break $100? 188 00:14:30,112 --> 00:14:31,010 $100? 189 00:14:32,214 --> 00:14:32,908 No. 190 00:14:33,149 --> 00:14:35,310 Then I'll just have to take twice as many. 191 00:14:35,551 --> 00:14:36,540 Twice as many? 192 00:14:36,886 --> 00:14:37,910 Twice as many! 193 00:14:38,287 --> 00:14:39,618 Twice as many! 194 00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:44,657 That plant in the window, it's simply amazing! 195 00:14:45,528 --> 00:14:47,996 That plant in the window, wherever did you get it? 196 00:14:49,031 --> 00:14:51,465 - There it is, Marge. - Oh, my gosh, it's peculiar. 197 00:15:11,554 --> 00:15:13,146 Thank you very much, sir! 198 00:15:13,556 --> 00:15:14,488 Thank you! 199 00:15:14,557 --> 00:15:16,218 Thank you! Come again! 200 00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:18,453 Come and look at the weirdo plant some more! 201 00:15:18,527 --> 00:15:21,496 It's just going to get bigger and more interesting. 202 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,868 Just don't stand there! Quick, quick! 203 00:15:26,936 --> 00:15:29,302 Put the plant back... What did you call it? 204 00:15:29,371 --> 00:15:30,303 Audrey II. 205 00:15:30,372 --> 00:15:33,773 Put that Audrey II back in the window where passersby can see it. 206 00:15:35,211 --> 00:15:37,577 I never thought this could happen! 207 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,841 I'm taking us all out to dinner tonight! 208 00:15:40,883 --> 00:15:44,375 I'd love to, Mr. Mushnik, but I have a date. 209 00:15:45,187 --> 00:15:46,484 With that nogoodnik? 210 00:15:46,555 --> 00:15:50,355 You don't need a date with him. You need major medical. 211 00:15:50,693 --> 00:15:55,221 He's a rebel, Mr. Mushnik, but he makes good money. 212 00:15:56,232 --> 00:15:57,460 Besides... 213 00:15:57,867 --> 00:16:00,233 ...he's the only fella I got. 214 00:16:00,469 --> 00:16:02,994 Enjoy dinner. Goodnight, Seymour. 215 00:16:03,739 --> 00:16:05,297 Goodnight, Audrey. 216 00:16:06,742 --> 00:16:07,731 Poor girl. 217 00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:09,675 Are we still going out? 218 00:16:16,752 --> 00:16:18,583 You're not going anywhere! 219 00:16:18,654 --> 00:16:21,589 You're staying right here and taking care of that sick plant! 220 00:16:22,324 --> 00:16:25,885 I told you it's been giving me trouble. Audrey II is not a healthy girl. 221 00:16:25,961 --> 00:16:28,327 Between us, neither is Audrey I. 222 00:16:28,564 --> 00:16:30,031 If I only knew what breed it was. 223 00:16:30,099 --> 00:16:33,193 Who cares what breed it is? Look what it's done for business. 224 00:16:33,769 --> 00:16:37,000 Work. Nurse this plant back to health. I'm counting on you. 225 00:16:37,072 --> 00:16:38,164 - I know. - You do? 226 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,401 - I do. - So fix. Good night. 227 00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:22,513 Twoey, I don't know what else I can do for you. 228 00:17:22,585 --> 00:17:25,782 Are you sickly, little plant, or are you just plain stubborn? 229 00:17:27,022 --> 00:17:28,819 What is it you want? 230 00:17:29,325 --> 00:17:30,952 What is it you need? 231 00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:36,097 "I've given you sunshine I've given you dirt 232 00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:41,369 "You've given me nothing But heartache and hurt 233 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:46,541 "I'm begging you sweetly I'm down on my knees 234 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:51,572 "Oh, please, grow for me 235 00:17:52,548 --> 00:17:56,644 "I've given you plant food And water to sip 236 00:17:57,820 --> 00:18:02,314 "I've given you potash You've given me zip 237 00:18:03,025 --> 00:18:07,826 "Oh God, how I mist you Oh pod, how you tease 238 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:12,790 "Now please, grow for me 239 00:18:13,435 --> 00:18:18,031 "I've given you southern exposure To get you to thrive 240 00:18:18,607 --> 00:18:21,371 "I've pinched you back hard Like I'm supposed to 241 00:18:21,710 --> 00:18:23,678 "You're barely alive 242 00:18:23,846 --> 00:18:26,872 "I've tried you at levels of moisture 243 00:18:26,949 --> 00:18:28,940 "From desert to mud 244 00:18:29,618 --> 00:18:32,451 "I've given you grow lights And mineral supplements 245 00:18:32,521 --> 00:18:34,955 "What do you want from me? Blood?" 246 00:18:35,557 --> 00:18:38,048 Damn roses! Damn thorns! 247 00:19:47,796 --> 00:19:51,789 "I've given you sunlight I've given you rain 248 00:19:52,801 --> 00:19:55,031 "Looks like you're not happy 249 00:19:55,437 --> 00:19:57,735 "'Less I open a vein 250 00:19:58,941 --> 00:20:01,466 "I'll give you a few drops 251 00:20:02,211 --> 00:20:04,475 "If that'll appease 252 00:20:21,163 --> 00:20:23,597 "Oh, please... 253 00:20:34,543 --> 00:20:36,670 "...grow for me!" 254 00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:08,007 W- S-K-I-D. 255 00:21:08,377 --> 00:21:10,208 Skid Row radio. 256 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:13,804 You're listening to radio station WSKID, home of the hits. 257 00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:17,477 In just a few minutes we'll bring you Wink Wilkensen's Weird World... 258 00:21:17,553 --> 00:21:21,045 ... where wonderful people bring in their weird things. 259 00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:23,124 But first, the weather. 260 00:21:23,692 --> 00:21:28,629 Thank you. The weather today will be partly cloudy with a chance of rain. Sorry. 261 00:21:28,697 --> 00:21:32,599 The high temperature will be in the low 50s tonight... 262 00:21:35,604 --> 00:21:38,266 - Excuse me. I was told to come... - You're next. 263 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:42,037 High tomorrow should be in the low 70s with the low in the high 60s. 264 00:21:42,110 --> 00:21:45,238 In the suburbs, the sun should be out through most of the day... 265 00:21:45,314 --> 00:21:49,114 ... except for some cloudy patches towards the evening. 266 00:21:49,585 --> 00:21:51,576 The barometer reading should be 21.6. 267 00:21:51,653 --> 00:21:53,120 The wind will be about... 268 00:21:53,789 --> 00:21:56,053 ... I'd say 12 miles per hour. 269 00:21:58,093 --> 00:22:01,756 The sun will be rising tomorrow at about 7:17 a. M... 270 00:22:01,830 --> 00:22:04,731 ... and it should be setting around 6:29 p.m. 271 00:22:06,001 --> 00:22:08,094 The cold front is moving in from the southwest. 272 00:22:08,170 --> 00:22:09,762 It should brighten up by noon. 273 00:22:09,838 --> 00:22:11,601 The weekend should be mild. 274 00:22:12,975 --> 00:22:15,307 The average mean temperature for the season... 275 00:22:19,448 --> 00:22:22,144 You're listening to radio station WSKID. 276 00:22:24,253 --> 00:22:28,952 And now, Wink Wilkensen's Weird World, with your host, Wink Wilkensen. 277 00:22:30,592 --> 00:22:33,584 Hi! It's Weird Wink Wilkensen, laughin' and scratchin' at ya. 278 00:22:33,662 --> 00:22:34,890 How's everybody today? 279 00:22:34,963 --> 00:22:37,523 I got a bit of a stiff neck. Let me just fix this up. 280 00:22:37,599 --> 00:22:38,930 That feels a lot better! 281 00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:42,767 I got a great show for you today with some wonderful weird stuff! 282 00:22:44,006 --> 00:22:45,701 What are you doing here? 283 00:22:47,009 --> 00:22:49,842 Please, put your clothes back on! You can't do this to me! 284 00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:51,777 What if your husband were to walk in? 285 00:22:51,847 --> 00:22:53,747 I'm here, Wink. I love your show... 286 00:22:53,815 --> 00:22:56,807 ...but I've got to kill you both with this machine gun. 287 00:22:58,787 --> 00:22:59,776 You got me! 288 00:23:02,858 --> 00:23:05,156 I feel so very weird! 289 00:23:07,029 --> 00:23:08,519 Our first guest is a young man... 290 00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:11,623 ...you probably read about in the newspapers by the name of... 291 00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,527 ...Seymour Krelborn. Is that correct? 292 00:23:14,603 --> 00:23:17,629 Who has discovered a new breed of plant unknown on this planet. 293 00:23:17,706 --> 00:23:20,402 Let me play you down to your seat, Seymour. 294 00:23:22,578 --> 00:23:24,170 Hello, Seymour! 295 00:23:26,415 --> 00:23:27,313 Hello, Wink. 296 00:23:27,883 --> 00:23:30,010 I wish you folks at home could see this. 297 00:23:30,085 --> 00:23:33,316 Seymour, where did you get such a weird plant? 298 00:23:37,159 --> 00:23:40,993 Well, you remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago? 299 00:23:43,031 --> 00:23:46,091 And thus we conclude our interview with the young botanical... 300 00:23:46,168 --> 00:23:48,033 Mind if I call you a genius? 301 00:23:48,103 --> 00:23:49,127 Gosh, no! 302 00:23:49,204 --> 00:23:52,435 The genius who has discovered this amazing, unidentified plant. 303 00:23:52,507 --> 00:23:55,772 I'd like to remind our listeners that the Audrey II is on display... 304 00:23:55,877 --> 00:23:58,607 ... exclusively at Mushnik's Skid Row Florists. 305 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,477 - Did I miss it? - Mushnik's. 306 00:24:02,084 --> 00:24:03,449 The address! 307 00:24:04,453 --> 00:24:05,920 The address! 308 00:24:06,455 --> 00:24:08,889 I said, mention the address! 309 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:14,193 Oh, well. It's still good advertising. 310 00:24:14,630 --> 00:24:17,121 Seymour's first radio broadcast. 311 00:24:17,199 --> 00:24:20,930 I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but... 312 00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:22,994 Don't tell me. You got tied up. 313 00:24:23,071 --> 00:24:25,369 No, just handcuffed, a little. 314 00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:29,303 Girl. Hey, girl. 315 00:24:29,711 --> 00:24:33,408 The mess you hang out with is hazardous to your health. 316 00:24:33,749 --> 00:24:36,240 That's for sure. But I can't leave him. 317 00:24:36,318 --> 00:24:38,343 - Why not? - He'd get angry. 318 00:24:38,420 --> 00:24:42,754 If he does this when he likes me, imagine what he'd do if he ever got mad. 319 00:24:42,824 --> 00:24:45,884 So, dump the chump. Get a guy who'll protect you. 320 00:24:46,061 --> 00:24:48,325 How about the little jerk with the glasses? 321 00:24:48,864 --> 00:24:49,853 Seymour? 322 00:24:50,332 --> 00:24:52,266 Oh, we're just friends. 323 00:24:52,467 --> 00:24:55,732 I don't even deserve a sweet, considerate... 324 00:24:56,171 --> 00:24:58,731 ...suddenly successful guy like Seymour. 325 00:24:59,174 --> 00:25:01,608 That poor child suffers from low self-image. 326 00:25:01,677 --> 00:25:03,577 - You got a point. - She got a problem. 327 00:25:05,781 --> 00:25:08,841 "I know Seymour's the greatest 328 00:25:10,652 --> 00:25:14,918 "But I'm dating a semi-sadist 329 00:25:16,324 --> 00:25:20,055 "So I got a black eye And my arm's in a cast 330 00:25:24,666 --> 00:25:27,658 "Still that Seymour's a cutie 331 00:25:30,672 --> 00:25:36,668 "Well, if not, he's got inner beauty 332 00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:40,143 "And I dream of a place 333 00:25:40,882 --> 00:25:45,216 "Where we could be together at last 334 00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:54,418 "A matchbox of our own 335 00:25:55,363 --> 00:25:59,356 "A fence of real chain-link 336 00:26:00,502 --> 00:26:03,471 "A grill out on the patio 337 00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:07,568 "Disposal in the sink 338 00:26:08,376 --> 00:26:12,210 "A washer and a dryer 339 00:26:12,447 --> 00:26:16,281 "And an ironing machine 340 00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:20,152 "In a tract house that we share 341 00:26:20,489 --> 00:26:22,821 "Somewhere that's green 342 00:26:33,602 --> 00:26:36,332 "He rakes and trims the grass 343 00:26:37,439 --> 00:26:40,704 "He loves to mow and weed 344 00:26:41,543 --> 00:26:44,706 "I cook like Betty Crocker 345 00:26:45,213 --> 00:26:47,044 "And I look like... 346 00:26:47,349 --> 00:26:49,214 "...Donna Reed 347 00:26:49,518 --> 00:26:53,181 "There's plastic on the furniture 348 00:26:53,855 --> 00:26:57,120 "To keep it neat and clean 349 00:26:57,392 --> 00:27:00,361 "In the Pine-sol scented air 350 00:27:00,796 --> 00:27:03,526 "Somewhere that's green 351 00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:41,830 "Somewhere that's green 352 00:27:43,672 --> 00:27:46,937 "Between our frozen dinner 353 00:27:47,008 --> 00:27:50,500 "And our bedtime, 9:15 354 00:27:51,246 --> 00:27:54,306 "We snuggle watching Lucy 355 00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:57,913 "On our big, enormous... 356 00:27:57,986 --> 00:28:01,080 "...12-inch screen 357 00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:08,028 "I'm his December bride 358 00:28:09,431 --> 00:28:13,424 "He's father, he knows best 359 00:28:14,669 --> 00:28:17,968 "The kids play Howdy Doody 360 00:28:18,673 --> 00:28:22,666 "As the sun sets in the west 361 00:28:23,678 --> 00:28:28,081 "A picture out of Better Homes... 362 00:28:29,217 --> 00:28:33,620 "...and Gardens magazine 363 00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:45,096 "Far from Skid Row 364 00:28:48,069 --> 00:28:52,403 "I dream we'll go 365 00:28:56,578 --> 00:29:01,845 "Somewhere that's... 366 00:29:04,953 --> 00:29:07,114 "...green" 367 00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:50,488 "Poor Seymour pushed a broom Nothing in his news but gloom and doom 368 00:29:50,999 --> 00:29:56,494 "Then he lit a fuse and give him room He started an explosion, holy cow 369 00:29:56,972 --> 00:30:01,466 "That thing went bang kerboom And he's having some fun now 370 00:30:02,610 --> 00:30:04,635 "-Some fun now - Hot damn! 371 00:30:04,713 --> 00:30:07,341 "-Ain't he having some fun now? - Yes, ma'am 372 00:30:07,415 --> 00:30:10,145 "He's having some fun now 373 00:30:10,218 --> 00:30:12,311 "Ain't he having some fun now?" 374 00:31:11,980 --> 00:31:14,141 Yes, Mrs. Shiva. 375 00:31:14,482 --> 00:31:17,246 No, Mrs. Shiva. Right away, Mrs. Shiva. 376 00:31:22,624 --> 00:31:24,319 Did you send Mrs. Shiva's order? 377 00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:27,823 Mrs. Shiva? I forgot! 378 00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:29,590 You forgot? 379 00:31:29,864 --> 00:31:31,195 You forgot! 380 00:31:31,299 --> 00:31:33,597 Do you hear this, God? He forgot! 381 00:31:33,735 --> 00:31:36,670 Are you listening, customers? He forgot! 382 00:31:37,305 --> 00:31:39,569 Quick! We've got to do an emergency arrangement. 383 00:31:39,641 --> 00:31:41,040 Birthday? Wedding? Baby? 384 00:31:41,242 --> 00:31:41,970 Funeral. 385 00:31:42,043 --> 00:31:43,169 Get me the lilies. 386 00:31:44,479 --> 00:31:47,539 Mr. Mushnik's real mad at me. I keep forgetting things. 387 00:31:47,682 --> 00:31:50,310 Scissors. You got a lot on your mind. 388 00:31:50,385 --> 00:31:54,048 What mind? The Shivas are our biggest funeral account. 389 00:31:54,155 --> 00:31:56,646 A huge family, dropping off like flies! 390 00:31:57,025 --> 00:32:00,358 Sometimes I think Mr. Mushnik's too hard on you. Glue. 391 00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:02,429 That's okay. 392 00:32:02,564 --> 00:32:04,862 - I owe him everything. - Glitter. 393 00:32:04,933 --> 00:32:08,334 He took me out of the Skid Row Home for Boys... 394 00:32:08,570 --> 00:32:12,836 ...gave me a warm place to stay, floors to sweep, toilets to clean... 395 00:32:13,041 --> 00:32:14,975 ...and every other Sunday off. 396 00:32:15,043 --> 00:32:19,070 You know, I think you ought to raise your expectations. 397 00:32:19,614 --> 00:32:22,640 Now that you're getting successful, I mean. 398 00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:25,919 It's clear you suffer from a low self-image. 399 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:28,478 It's high time you get it fixed. 400 00:32:28,556 --> 00:32:31,855 Why don't you go out and do something nice for yourself like... 401 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,053 ...buy some new clothes? 402 00:32:34,496 --> 00:32:36,862 I'm a very bad shopper, Audrey. 403 00:32:37,398 --> 00:32:39,832 I don't have good taste, like you. 404 00:32:42,070 --> 00:32:44,834 I could help you pick things out. 405 00:32:45,473 --> 00:32:46,701 You could? 406 00:32:46,774 --> 00:32:47,798 Sure. 407 00:32:48,576 --> 00:32:50,635 You'd go shopping with me? 408 00:32:51,379 --> 00:32:52,403 Sure. 409 00:32:53,081 --> 00:32:56,608 You'd be seen with me in a public place like a department store? 410 00:32:57,585 --> 00:32:58,643 Sure. 411 00:33:00,221 --> 00:33:01,415 Tonight? 412 00:33:01,689 --> 00:33:04,021 I can't tonight. I got a date. 413 00:33:04,092 --> 00:33:05,753 Again, this date? 414 00:33:06,194 --> 00:33:07,218 Some date. 415 00:33:07,328 --> 00:33:09,888 A date gives you a corsage, not a multiple fracture. 416 00:33:09,964 --> 00:33:12,728 He's not a good, clean kind of boy. 417 00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:14,596 He's a professional. 418 00:33:14,669 --> 00:33:18,696 What professional rides a motorcycle and wears a black leather jacket? 419 00:33:25,747 --> 00:33:28,477 "When I was younger, just a bad little kid 420 00:33:28,983 --> 00:33:31,816 "My mama noticed funny things I did 421 00:33:32,253 --> 00:33:34,847 "Like shooting puppies with a BB gun 422 00:33:35,323 --> 00:33:38,121 "I'd poison guppies and when I was done 423 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,495 "I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head 424 00:33:42,397 --> 00:33:44,524 "That's when my mama said 425 00:33:46,634 --> 00:33:48,329 "What did she say? 426 00:33:49,837 --> 00:33:52,772 "She said, 'My boy, I think someday 427 00:33:53,107 --> 00:33:57,043 "'You'll find a way To make your natural tendencies pay 428 00:33:57,545 --> 00:34:00,139 "'You'll be a dentist 429 00:34:00,848 --> 00:34:03,942 "'You have a talent for causing things pain 430 00:34:04,118 --> 00:34:06,552 "'Son, be a dentist 431 00:34:07,288 --> 00:34:10,223 "'People will pay you to be inhumane 432 00:34:11,059 --> 00:34:14,153 "'Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood 433 00:34:14,362 --> 00:34:16,830 "'And teaching would suit you still less 434 00:34:16,898 --> 00:34:19,458 "'Son, be a dentist 435 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:21,667 "'You'll be a success' 436 00:34:31,012 --> 00:34:33,572 "Here he is, folks The leader of the plaque 437 00:34:34,182 --> 00:34:36,742 "Watch him suck up that gas Oh, my God! 438 00:34:37,118 --> 00:34:40,281 "He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good 439 00:34:40,355 --> 00:34:42,915 "Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?" 440 00:34:42,991 --> 00:34:45,687 Oh, that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb. 441 00:34:46,027 --> 00:34:48,894 Oh, shut up. Open wide, here I come! 442 00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:53,123 "I am your dentist 443 00:34:53,835 --> 00:34:56,633 "And I enjoy the career that I picked 444 00:34:57,038 --> 00:34:59,529 "I am your dentist 445 00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:03,200 "And I get off on the pain I inflict 446 00:35:03,945 --> 00:35:06,470 "I thrill when I drill a bicuspid 447 00:35:07,048 --> 00:35:10,950 "It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted 448 00:35:13,254 --> 00:35:15,984 "And though it may cause my patients distress 449 00:35:16,991 --> 00:35:19,960 "Somewhere, in heaven above me 450 00:35:20,094 --> 00:35:23,427 "I know that my mama's proud of me" 451 00:35:24,132 --> 00:35:25,861 Oh, Mama! 452 00:35:29,737 --> 00:35:32,365 "'Cause I'm a dentist 453 00:35:32,607 --> 00:35:34,598 "And a success 454 00:35:38,112 --> 00:35:39,704 "Say, 'Aaah' 455 00:35:41,282 --> 00:35:42,874 "Say, 'Aaah' 456 00:35:44,619 --> 00:35:46,018 "Say, 'Aaah' 457 00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:49,516 "Now spit!" 458 00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:35,166 Excuse me, sir, you can't go in there right now. 459 00:36:35,269 --> 00:36:37,965 Relax. You want some nitrous oxide? 460 00:36:38,339 --> 00:36:39,806 Suit yourself. 461 00:36:43,978 --> 00:36:45,502 We're closed. 462 00:36:47,849 --> 00:36:50,716 It's all right, Seymour. This is my date, my boyfriend. 463 00:36:50,885 --> 00:36:52,910 Seymour, Orin Scrivello. 464 00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:55,483 DDS. 465 00:36:57,158 --> 00:37:00,025 I know you. I saw you on the news. 466 00:37:00,228 --> 00:37:04,187 I even know your name. Let's see. It's... Cecil. No, no. 467 00:37:04,665 --> 00:37:06,599 - It's... Cedric. - No. 468 00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:08,259 Give me a chance. 469 00:37:08,836 --> 00:37:10,098 It's... 470 00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:12,001 ...Simon? 471 00:37:12,173 --> 00:37:13,037 Seymour! 472 00:37:13,474 --> 00:37:14,873 Somebody talking to you? 473 00:37:14,942 --> 00:37:16,773 No. Excuse me. 474 00:37:17,311 --> 00:37:18,471 Excuse me, what? 475 00:37:18,746 --> 00:37:21,237 Excuse me, Doctor. 476 00:37:22,817 --> 00:37:24,375 That's better. 477 00:37:25,319 --> 00:37:28,379 I know! You're the plant guy, right? 478 00:37:28,790 --> 00:37:30,951 That means it must be in there. 479 00:37:33,327 --> 00:37:34,919 That is incredible! 480 00:37:35,930 --> 00:37:38,421 - What do you call that thing? - Audrey II. 481 00:37:39,100 --> 00:37:41,364 Cute name. It's catchy. 482 00:37:41,469 --> 00:37:43,630 Nice plant. Big. 483 00:37:43,738 --> 00:37:45,968 Shouldn't we be leaving now? 484 00:37:46,274 --> 00:37:48,538 You're quite the little chatterbox, ain't ya? 485 00:37:48,609 --> 00:37:50,270 - I'm sorry. - Sorry, what? 486 00:37:50,344 --> 00:37:53,336 Sorry, Doctor. Doctor. Sorry, Doctor. 487 00:37:54,515 --> 00:37:56,642 You've got to train them, stud. 488 00:37:57,852 --> 00:38:02,152 Here's my card. You need a root canal or anything like that, give me a buzz. 489 00:38:02,390 --> 00:38:04,153 It's on the house. 490 00:38:08,129 --> 00:38:09,756 You got the handcuffs? 491 00:38:09,831 --> 00:38:11,696 They're right in my bag. 492 00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:45,694 You ought to see the way he treats her, Twoey. 493 00:38:45,766 --> 00:38:49,395 She deserves a prince, not a sadistic creep like him. 494 00:38:49,804 --> 00:38:53,501 The man's a total disgrace to the dental profession. 495 00:38:53,608 --> 00:38:55,906 I don't know what's going on, sometimes. 496 00:38:56,110 --> 00:38:58,977 Seems like the whole world's going crazy. 497 00:38:59,146 --> 00:39:01,444 At least we got each other, right? 498 00:39:02,149 --> 00:39:05,516 I'm gonna turn in, Twoey. I'll see you in the morning. 499 00:39:11,526 --> 00:39:13,323 Oh, boy. Here we go again. 500 00:39:14,195 --> 00:39:16,459 Come on, I haven't got much left. 501 00:39:16,531 --> 00:39:20,991 Give me a few days to heal. We'll start again on the left hand and... 502 00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:23,434 I beg your pardon? 503 00:39:23,504 --> 00:39:24,903 Feed me. 504 00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:30,237 Twoey, you talked! You opened your trap and you said... 505 00:39:30,478 --> 00:39:32,605 Feed me, Krelborn! Feed me now! 506 00:39:34,081 --> 00:39:35,070 I can't! 507 00:39:35,182 --> 00:39:36,809 I'm starving! 508 00:39:36,984 --> 00:39:39,817 Maybe I can squeeze a little more out of this one. 509 00:39:39,887 --> 00:39:41,479 More! More! More! 510 00:39:41,556 --> 00:39:42,887 There isn't any more! 511 00:39:42,957 --> 00:39:45,448 What do you want me to do? Slit my wrists? 512 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,685 Oh, boy! Look, I've got an idea. 513 00:39:48,763 --> 00:39:51,493 I'll pick you up some nice chopped sirloin. 514 00:39:51,566 --> 00:39:53,056 Must be blood. 515 00:39:53,568 --> 00:39:54,933 That's disgusting. 516 00:39:55,136 --> 00:39:56,603 Must be fresh. 517 00:39:56,671 --> 00:39:58,070 I don't want to hear this. 518 00:39:58,272 --> 00:39:59,239 Feed me. 519 00:39:59,307 --> 00:40:00,740 Does it have to be human? 520 00:40:01,008 --> 00:40:01,770 Feed me! 521 00:40:01,943 --> 00:40:03,342 Does it have to be mine? 522 00:40:03,644 --> 00:40:04,576 Feed me! 523 00:40:04,645 --> 00:40:06,306 Where am I supposed to get it? 524 00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:08,644 "Feed me, Seymour 525 00:40:09,717 --> 00:40:12,049 "Feed me all night long 526 00:40:12,954 --> 00:40:14,478 "That's right, boy 527 00:40:14,956 --> 00:40:16,548 "You can do it 528 00:40:16,824 --> 00:40:19,292 "Feed me, Seymour 529 00:40:20,227 --> 00:40:22,957 "Feed me all night long 530 00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:29,958 "'Cause if you feed me, Seymour 531 00:40:30,838 --> 00:40:35,036 "I can grow up big and strong" 532 00:40:35,610 --> 00:40:37,908 You eat blood, Audrey II. Let's face it. 533 00:40:37,979 --> 00:40:40,948 How am I supposed to keep feeding you? Kill people? 534 00:40:41,015 --> 00:40:42,744 I'll make it worth your while. 535 00:40:43,117 --> 00:40:43,845 What? 536 00:40:44,185 --> 00:40:46,779 You think this is all coincidence, baby? 537 00:40:46,854 --> 00:40:50,187 The sudden success around here? The press coverage? 538 00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:54,052 Look, you're a plant. An inanimate object. 539 00:40:55,529 --> 00:40:58,123 Does this look inanimate to you, punk? 540 00:40:58,633 --> 00:41:02,865 If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want? 541 00:41:03,270 --> 00:41:04,134 Like what? 542 00:41:04,205 --> 00:41:06,036 Like deliver, pal. 543 00:41:06,273 --> 00:41:10,869 Like see you get everything your sacred greasy heart desires. 544 00:41:11,145 --> 00:41:13,670 "Would you like a Cadillac car? 545 00:41:14,148 --> 00:41:16,412 "Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? 546 00:41:16,484 --> 00:41:21,217 "How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? You're gonna get it, if you want it, baby. 547 00:41:22,023 --> 00:41:24,253 "How'd you like to be a big wheel? 548 00:41:24,325 --> 00:41:26,555 "Dining out for every meal? 549 00:41:26,961 --> 00:41:29,054 "I'm the plant that can make it all real 550 00:41:29,130 --> 00:41:31,690 "You're gonna get it 551 00:41:32,199 --> 00:41:36,966 "I'm your genie, I'm your friend I'm your willing slave 552 00:41:37,805 --> 00:41:39,864 "Take a chance Feed me and 553 00:41:39,940 --> 00:41:42,170 "You know the kind of eats And red-hot treats 554 00:41:42,243 --> 00:41:45,144 "The kind of sticky, licky sweets I crave 555 00:41:46,714 --> 00:41:49,012 "Come on, Seymour, don't be a putz 556 00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:51,677 "Trust me, and your life Will surely rival King Tut's 557 00:41:51,752 --> 00:41:55,620 "Show some initiative, work up some guts And you'll get it" 558 00:41:55,790 --> 00:41:58,588 "I don't know" 559 00:41:59,827 --> 00:42:01,317 Come on, boy! 560 00:42:01,562 --> 00:42:03,792 "I don't know" 561 00:42:05,299 --> 00:42:06,391 Lighten up. 562 00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:09,297 "I have so... 563 00:42:10,104 --> 00:42:12,299 "...so many strong... 564 00:42:13,007 --> 00:42:15,237 "...reservations" 565 00:42:15,342 --> 00:42:17,401 Tell it to the Marines. 566 00:42:18,713 --> 00:42:20,704 "Should I go... 567 00:42:21,415 --> 00:42:23,713 "...and perform... 568 00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:26,209 "...mutilations?" 569 00:42:30,091 --> 00:42:32,958 "You didn't have nothing Till you met me 570 00:42:33,027 --> 00:42:35,291 "Come on, kid What will it be? 571 00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:37,655 "Money? Girls? 572 00:42:38,232 --> 00:42:39,859 "One particular girl? 573 00:42:39,934 --> 00:42:42,368 "How about that Audrey? 574 00:42:43,204 --> 00:42:44,603 "Think it over 575 00:42:44,672 --> 00:42:46,970 "There must be someone you could 86 576 00:42:47,041 --> 00:42:50,909 "Real quiet like and get me some lunch! 577 00:42:51,712 --> 00:42:53,680 "Think about a room at the Ritz 578 00:42:53,748 --> 00:42:56,239 "Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz 579 00:42:56,717 --> 00:42:59,811 "A little nookie gonna clean up those zits, and you'll get it 580 00:43:02,056 --> 00:43:06,755 "Gee, I'd like a Harley machine Tooling around like I was James Dean 581 00:43:06,927 --> 00:43:10,090 "Making all the guys on the corner turn green 582 00:43:11,999 --> 00:43:16,129 "If you want to be profound If you really got to justify 583 00:43:16,737 --> 00:43:19,001 "Take a breath and look around 584 00:43:19,173 --> 00:43:21,664 "A lot of folks deserve to die" 585 00:43:21,742 --> 00:43:24,802 Wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say. 586 00:43:25,012 --> 00:43:27,071 But it's true, isn't it? 587 00:43:27,882 --> 00:43:31,716 I don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant! 588 00:43:34,221 --> 00:43:35,950 Sure you do. 589 00:43:49,436 --> 00:43:52,371 Stupid woman! Christ, what a frigging scatterbrain! 590 00:43:52,940 --> 00:43:54,601 I'm sorry, Doctor! 591 00:43:55,376 --> 00:43:56,741 I'm sorry, Doctor! 592 00:43:58,946 --> 00:44:00,641 Falls off the motorcycle! 593 00:44:00,714 --> 00:44:02,841 I'm clumsy, Doctor! 594 00:44:03,517 --> 00:44:05,109 Messes my hair! 595 00:44:05,619 --> 00:44:07,382 Get the door open, you little slut! 596 00:44:07,454 --> 00:44:09,183 I'm trying, Doctor! I'm trying! 597 00:44:10,791 --> 00:44:12,816 Get the Vitalis. Quick, the Vitalis! 598 00:44:12,893 --> 00:44:14,155 I'm out of it! 599 00:44:23,804 --> 00:44:27,433 "If you want a rationale It isn't very hard to see 600 00:44:28,475 --> 00:44:30,705 "Stop and think it over, pal 601 00:44:30,778 --> 00:44:32,905 "The guy sure looks like plant food to me 602 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,771 "The guy sure looks like plant food to me 603 00:44:35,850 --> 00:44:38,683 "The guy sure looks like plant food to me 604 00:44:39,854 --> 00:44:41,788 "He's so nasty treating her rough 605 00:44:41,856 --> 00:44:44,222 "Smacking her around And always talking so tough 606 00:44:44,291 --> 00:44:46,725 "You need blood And he's got more than enough 607 00:44:46,794 --> 00:44:48,989 "I need blood And he's got more than enough 608 00:44:49,063 --> 00:44:52,157 "You need blood And he's got more than enough 609 00:44:55,836 --> 00:44:57,269 "So go get it!" 610 00:45:14,163 --> 00:45:16,290 Are they finished? My turn? 611 00:45:16,365 --> 00:45:17,457 Sit! 612 00:45:23,806 --> 00:45:26,297 What did he do? Tell me everything! 613 00:45:29,478 --> 00:45:32,345 They have to do that to remove the jaw. 614 00:45:34,350 --> 00:45:37,183 Consider yourself very, very lucky. 615 00:45:41,457 --> 00:45:44,483 - Next! - It's me, Arthur Denton! I'm next! 616 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:45,857 Nurse! 617 00:45:46,729 --> 00:45:49,197 Does that have an appointment? 618 00:45:51,367 --> 00:45:53,335 Ask it. I'm off duty. 619 00:45:54,904 --> 00:45:58,340 I've been saving all month for this. I think I need a root canal. 620 00:45:58,407 --> 00:46:01,274 I'm sure I need a long, slow root canal. 621 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:05,710 Let's go. 622 00:46:05,781 --> 00:46:08,113 - I have a history of dental problems. - Shut up! 623 00:46:09,885 --> 00:46:11,216 Yes, Doctor. 624 00:46:16,625 --> 00:46:19,458 I went to a terrible dentist Wednesday, who was recommended to me... 625 00:46:19,528 --> 00:46:21,291 ...by somebody I saw Monday... 626 00:46:21,363 --> 00:46:23,888 ...who's the brother of a man I usually see Sundays. 627 00:46:23,966 --> 00:46:26,230 Their mother taught them everything they know. 628 00:46:26,302 --> 00:46:29,931 She's gifted, but elderly. People think she shouldn't be working. 629 00:46:30,105 --> 00:46:33,836 I go to her because I'm just incredibly devoted to her strength. 630 00:46:34,543 --> 00:46:38,502 She can't really see who you are, but she knows the sound of your voice. 631 00:46:38,881 --> 00:46:43,011 If you tell her where it is, the problem, she eventually finds it and she does it. 632 00:46:43,085 --> 00:46:46,418 I wish I had that stamina. I can only go so long. 633 00:46:46,822 --> 00:46:49,950 That's how I want to be. I don't ever want to have to be just... 634 00:46:51,226 --> 00:46:52,284 Comfy? 635 00:46:52,828 --> 00:46:54,227 Yes, Doctor. 636 00:46:55,397 --> 00:46:57,331 I remember the first time I went to a dentist. 637 00:46:57,399 --> 00:47:00,061 I thought, "What a neat job! If only I were a dentist." 638 00:47:00,135 --> 00:47:02,296 The dentist I went to had the greatest car. 639 00:47:02,371 --> 00:47:06,705 He had a Corvette. Everybody calls him "Doctor" and he's not really a doctor. 640 00:47:07,109 --> 00:47:08,440 Oh, my God! 641 00:47:11,714 --> 00:47:15,377 I got out of there okay, but after it was all finished... 642 00:47:15,918 --> 00:47:18,853 ...they gave me a candy bar. I thought, "I get a candy bar?" 643 00:47:20,322 --> 00:47:23,291 You go through that and get chocolate. 644 00:47:23,659 --> 00:47:28,323 You work with incredible professionals, using incredibly wonderful equipment... 645 00:47:28,597 --> 00:47:30,064 Let's look at that mouth. 646 00:47:32,167 --> 00:47:33,395 Say, "Aaah." 647 00:47:53,155 --> 00:47:54,645 Yeah, great! 648 00:47:56,158 --> 00:47:57,955 You are something special. 649 00:47:58,027 --> 00:47:59,426 You are something special! 650 00:48:02,898 --> 00:48:04,331 Thank you! 651 00:48:09,772 --> 00:48:12,969 It's your professionalism that I respect. 652 00:48:14,376 --> 00:48:17,539 Don't stop, Doc! Don't stop! Come on! More! 653 00:48:20,049 --> 00:48:21,949 What do you want? Say, "Please!" 654 00:48:32,227 --> 00:48:34,695 I'm going to get a candy bar! 655 00:48:59,588 --> 00:49:00,316 Get out! 656 00:49:00,923 --> 00:49:01,890 What's wrong? 657 00:49:01,957 --> 00:49:03,083 Get out of here! 658 00:49:07,396 --> 00:49:08,488 What's the matter? 659 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,358 Go on! Get out of here! 660 00:49:14,536 --> 00:49:15,560 This way. 661 00:49:15,637 --> 00:49:19,004 I'm gonna tell each and every one of my friends about you... 662 00:49:20,209 --> 00:49:21,506 What's this? 663 00:49:24,747 --> 00:49:26,180 Goddamn sicko! 664 00:49:29,017 --> 00:49:31,383 Let me ask you something. Does this scare you? 665 00:49:31,687 --> 00:49:32,312 Yes. 666 00:49:32,387 --> 00:49:35,982 Would you like if I took this and made straight for your goddamn incisors? 667 00:49:36,058 --> 00:49:37,184 It'd hurt, right? 668 00:49:37,426 --> 00:49:38,825 You'd scream! 669 00:49:38,994 --> 00:49:40,461 Get your ass in there! 670 00:49:42,464 --> 00:49:45,729 - Don't I know you? - Seymour Krelborn. We met yesterday. 671 00:49:45,968 --> 00:49:47,993 Your mouth's a mess, kid. 672 00:49:48,370 --> 00:49:51,862 That wisdom tooth. We'll rip that bugger right out of there. 673 00:49:51,940 --> 00:49:55,637 What do you say? There's always time for dental hygiene. 674 00:49:55,944 --> 00:49:59,380 You ever seen the results of a neglected mouth? 675 00:50:00,682 --> 00:50:01,671 Look, Seymour. 676 00:50:02,451 --> 00:50:04,476 This could happen to you. 677 00:50:05,754 --> 00:50:07,415 Unless I take immediate action! 678 00:50:07,556 --> 00:50:08,853 What's that? 679 00:50:09,158 --> 00:50:10,147 The drill. 680 00:50:10,526 --> 00:50:11,686 It's rusty! 681 00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,057 It's an antique. 682 00:50:13,162 --> 00:50:15,630 They don't make them like this anymore. 683 00:50:15,864 --> 00:50:16,762 Sturdy... 684 00:50:17,166 --> 00:50:18,463 ...heavy... 685 00:50:18,734 --> 00:50:19,758 ...dull. 686 00:50:23,639 --> 00:50:25,971 I'm going to want some gas for this. 687 00:50:27,242 --> 00:50:30,075 Thank God. I thought you wouldn't use any. 688 00:50:30,145 --> 00:50:33,273 The gas isn't for you, Seymour. It's for me. 689 00:50:33,415 --> 00:50:36,248 You see, I want to really enjoy this. 690 00:50:37,152 --> 00:50:40,679 In fact, I'm going to use my special gas mask! 691 00:50:41,924 --> 00:50:46,918 I find a little giggle gas before I begin increases my pleasure enormously. 692 00:50:51,900 --> 00:50:53,367 Here we go! 693 00:51:06,481 --> 00:51:08,449 Oh, Seymour, I'm flying! 694 00:51:10,385 --> 00:51:12,853 The things I'm going to do to that mouth! 695 00:51:33,342 --> 00:51:34,969 What the hell is that? 696 00:51:35,077 --> 00:51:36,305 A gun? 697 00:51:37,746 --> 00:51:39,873 The kid's got a goddamn revolver! 698 00:51:42,985 --> 00:51:44,646 I'm in trouble now, huh? 699 00:51:46,788 --> 00:51:48,756 Wait till I turn this gas off. 700 00:51:55,130 --> 00:51:56,893 Give me a hand, would you? 701 00:51:57,299 --> 00:51:59,426 No, I guess you wouldn't, would you? 702 00:52:05,374 --> 00:52:06,966 I could asphyx... 703 00:52:18,987 --> 00:52:20,420 What'd I ever do to you? 704 00:52:21,523 --> 00:52:23,923 Nothing. It's what you did to her. 705 00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:25,627 Her who? 706 00:52:28,096 --> 00:52:30,155 Oh, her. 707 00:53:31,159 --> 00:53:32,649 Chop it up. 708 00:53:33,195 --> 00:53:34,219 What? 709 00:53:34,463 --> 00:53:35,760 Feed me! 710 00:53:35,831 --> 00:53:37,093 Okay, okay. 711 00:56:17,492 --> 00:56:19,483 Audrey, what'd they say to you? 712 00:56:19,761 --> 00:56:20,853 Who? 713 00:56:21,296 --> 00:56:22,285 The police. 714 00:56:22,364 --> 00:56:23,695 Oh, nothing. 715 00:56:25,233 --> 00:56:27,360 Talk to me. Tell me what they said. 716 00:56:28,270 --> 00:56:30,295 It's Orin. They say he's disappeared! 717 00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,073 The police told you that? 718 00:56:33,141 --> 00:56:35,302 They suspect foul play. 719 00:56:36,845 --> 00:56:38,005 They do? 720 00:56:38,079 --> 00:56:41,344 His receptionist, this morning, found the place a shambles. 721 00:56:42,083 --> 00:56:43,778 Gas masks everywhere. 722 00:56:44,152 --> 00:56:45,949 Things all over the floor. 723 00:56:46,988 --> 00:56:48,387 They think... 724 00:56:49,658 --> 00:56:51,956 I can't even think about what they think. 725 00:57:04,472 --> 00:57:06,133 Don't cry, Audrey. 726 00:57:07,676 --> 00:57:10,702 Would it be so terrible if something had happened to him? 727 00:57:12,214 --> 00:57:14,273 Seymour, what a thing to say! 728 00:57:15,116 --> 00:57:16,640 Well, would it? 729 00:57:18,286 --> 00:57:20,277 It wouldn't be terrible at all. 730 00:57:21,323 --> 00:57:22,722 It'd be a miracle. 731 00:57:23,425 --> 00:57:27,259 Not to mention all the money I'd save on Epsom salts and Ace bandages. 732 00:57:28,163 --> 00:57:29,289 You see? 733 00:57:30,332 --> 00:57:32,823 But I'd still feel guilty. 734 00:57:33,001 --> 00:57:37,700 If he met with foul play or some terrible accident of some kind... 735 00:57:37,939 --> 00:57:40,464 ...it'd be partly my fault just because... 736 00:57:42,310 --> 00:57:44,210 ...secretly I wished it. 737 00:57:44,279 --> 00:57:48,181 Don't you waste another minute thinking about that creep! 738 00:57:48,783 --> 00:57:52,310 There's a lot of guys that'd give anything to go out with you. 739 00:57:54,522 --> 00:57:55,750 Nice guys. 740 00:57:56,291 --> 00:57:59,192 I don't deserve a nice guy, Seymour. 741 00:58:00,228 --> 00:58:02,788 - That's not true. - You don't know the half of it! 742 00:58:02,864 --> 00:58:04,923 I've led a terrible life. 743 00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:09,059 I deserved a creep like Orin Scrivello, DDS. 744 00:58:10,905 --> 00:58:12,930 You know where I met him? 745 00:58:15,277 --> 00:58:16,767 In The Gutter. 746 00:58:17,078 --> 00:58:18,340 The Gutter? 747 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,948 The Gutter. It's a nightspot. 748 00:58:21,483 --> 00:58:25,146 I worked there on my nights off when we weren't making much money. 749 00:58:25,220 --> 00:58:26,778 I'd put on... 750 00:58:26,955 --> 00:58:30,391 ...cheap and tasteless outfits, not nice ones like this. 751 00:58:31,626 --> 00:58:34,220 Low and nasty apparel. 752 00:58:34,629 --> 00:58:36,824 That's all behind you now. 753 00:58:36,998 --> 00:58:39,057 You got nothing to be ashamed of. 754 00:58:39,868 --> 00:58:42,860 You're a very nice person. I always knew you were. 755 00:58:44,339 --> 00:58:47,740 Underneath the bruises and the handcuffs, you know what I saw? 756 00:58:49,144 --> 00:58:50,736 A girl I respected. 757 00:58:51,146 --> 00:58:52,545 I still do. 758 00:58:55,717 --> 00:58:57,150 "Lift up your head 759 00:58:57,919 --> 00:58:59,546 "Wash off your mascara 760 00:59:01,022 --> 00:59:04,355 "Here, take my Kleenex Wipe that lipstick away 761 00:59:06,094 --> 00:59:07,721 "Show me your face 762 00:59:08,530 --> 00:59:10,225 "Clean as the morning 763 00:59:11,099 --> 00:59:12,760 "I know things were bad 764 00:59:13,835 --> 00:59:15,826 "But now they're okay 765 00:59:19,174 --> 00:59:21,836 "Suddenly Seymour 766 00:59:23,678 --> 00:59:25,942 "Is standing beside you 767 00:59:28,450 --> 00:59:31,078 "You don't need no make-up 768 00:59:32,821 --> 00:59:36,689 "Don't have to pretend 769 00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:40,856 "Suddenly Seymour 770 00:59:42,197 --> 00:59:46,065 "Is here to provide you 771 00:59:46,968 --> 00:59:50,062 "Sweet understanding 772 00:59:51,439 --> 00:59:53,134 "Seymour's your friend" 773 00:59:53,208 --> 00:59:56,405 "Nobody ever treated me kindly 774 00:59:57,612 --> 00:59:59,603 "Daddy left early 775 00:59:59,948 --> 01:00:01,609 "Mama was poor 776 01:00:01,883 --> 01:00:05,910 "I'd meet a man And I'd follow him blindly 777 01:00:06,388 --> 01:00:08,948 "He'd snap his fingers at me 778 01:00:09,891 --> 01:00:11,552 "I'd say, 'Sure' 779 01:00:12,994 --> 01:00:16,327 "Suddenly Seymour 780 01:00:17,198 --> 01:00:20,395 "Is standing beside me 781 01:00:21,636 --> 01:00:25,037 "He don't give me orders 782 01:00:26,074 --> 01:00:29,134 "He don't condescend 783 01:00:30,779 --> 01:00:34,112 "Suddenly Seymour 784 01:00:34,849 --> 01:00:38,046 "Is here to provide me 785 01:00:39,354 --> 01:00:42,687 "Sweet understanding 786 01:00:44,159 --> 01:00:47,151 "-Seymour's my friend - Tell me this feeling 787 01:00:47,228 --> 01:00:48,923 "Will last 'til forever 788 01:00:49,264 --> 01:00:53,257 "Tell me the bad times Are clean washed away 789 01:00:53,368 --> 01:00:57,361 "Please understand that It's still strange and frightening 790 01:00:57,439 --> 01:01:02,206 "For losers like I've been It's so hard to save 791 01:01:03,978 --> 01:01:06,913 "Suddenly Seymour 792 01:01:07,982 --> 01:01:10,007 "He purified me 793 01:01:10,084 --> 01:01:12,052 "He purified you 794 01:01:12,253 --> 01:01:14,244 "Suddenly Seymour 795 01:01:16,291 --> 01:01:18,851 "Showed me I can 796 01:01:18,927 --> 01:01:20,918 "Yes, you can 797 01:01:22,530 --> 01:01:25,988 "Learn how to be more 798 01:01:26,668 --> 01:01:29,694 "The girl that's inside me 799 01:01:30,839 --> 01:01:33,967 "With sweet understanding 800 01:01:34,876 --> 01:01:37,868 "With sweet understanding 801 01:01:43,885 --> 01:01:50,757 "Seymour's your man" 802 01:03:03,565 --> 01:03:06,159 You love her madly, don't you, schmuck? 803 01:03:06,234 --> 01:03:08,327 Mr. Mushnik, you scared me. 804 01:03:08,770 --> 01:03:12,706 I scared him? After what I've seen, I scared him? 805 01:03:14,275 --> 01:03:17,039 Do you think I didn't know, huh? Oh, I knew. 806 01:03:17,278 --> 01:03:20,145 I knew you'd lay down here, on your pathetic little cot... 807 01:03:20,315 --> 01:03:21,646 ...and dream about her. 808 01:03:21,716 --> 01:03:24,184 But I didn't know the lengths to which you'd go... 809 01:03:24,252 --> 01:03:26,516 ...the depths to which you'd sink! 810 01:03:27,155 --> 01:03:29,680 What depths? What sink? What are you talking about? 811 01:03:29,757 --> 01:03:31,952 Little red dots all over the linoleum. 812 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:34,851 Little red spots on the concrete outside. 813 01:03:35,096 --> 01:03:39,795 I'm talking blood, Krelborn. I'm talking under my own roof. 814 01:03:41,169 --> 01:03:42,397 An axe murderer! 815 01:03:42,804 --> 01:03:45,170 "He's got your number now" 816 01:03:45,740 --> 01:03:47,002 I saw everything. 817 01:03:47,075 --> 01:03:49,441 "He knows just what you've done" 818 01:03:49,510 --> 01:03:51,603 Everything you did to her boyfriend. 819 01:03:51,679 --> 01:03:54,239 "You've got no place to hide" 820 01:03:54,415 --> 01:03:55,882 I saw you chopping him. 821 01:03:56,117 --> 01:03:58,347 "You've got nowhere to run" 822 01:03:58,853 --> 01:04:01,583 It's true. I chopped him up, but I didn't kill him! 823 01:04:01,656 --> 01:04:03,715 "He knows your life of crime" 824 01:04:03,891 --> 01:04:05,756 Tell it to the police. 825 01:04:05,860 --> 01:04:08,556 "I think it's suppertime! 826 01:04:12,133 --> 01:04:14,124 "Come on, come on 827 01:04:14,402 --> 01:04:16,495 "Think about all those offers 828 01:04:16,571 --> 01:04:18,664 "Come on, come on 829 01:04:19,073 --> 01:04:20,938 "Your future with Audrey 830 01:04:21,009 --> 01:04:22,738 "Come on, come on 831 01:04:23,177 --> 01:04:25,839 "Ain't no time to turn squeamish 832 01:04:26,247 --> 01:04:27,339 "Come on 833 01:04:27,415 --> 01:04:29,645 "I swear on all my spores 834 01:04:29,851 --> 01:04:33,480 "When he's gone The world will be yours 835 01:04:49,270 --> 01:04:52,364 "It's suppertime" 836 01:04:57,712 --> 01:05:00,613 You know, Krelborn, it kills me doing this. 837 01:05:02,316 --> 01:05:06,412 But considering you're almost like a son to me, I'm thinking... 838 01:05:06,487 --> 01:05:08,717 ...maybe we don't have to go to the police. 839 01:05:09,891 --> 01:05:10,653 We don't? 840 01:05:11,426 --> 01:05:12,859 I'm thinking... 841 01:05:13,227 --> 01:05:17,630 ...what if I kept my mouth shut and gave you a one-way ticket out of town? 842 01:05:19,100 --> 01:05:20,260 You'd do that, sir? 843 01:05:22,437 --> 01:05:25,736 You could lay low for a while, say 30, 40 years. 844 01:05:26,307 --> 01:05:28,969 Meanwhile, I would keep the plant. 845 01:05:30,044 --> 01:05:31,011 The plant? 846 01:05:31,079 --> 01:05:35,072 Of course, you'd have to teach me how to take care of it while you're away. 847 01:05:35,349 --> 01:05:38,341 Give me your secret gardening tips. 848 01:05:39,454 --> 01:05:42,389 But then, if you'd rather hang... 849 01:05:54,335 --> 01:05:56,200 What do I have to do? 850 01:05:57,138 --> 01:05:58,628 Just feed it. 851 01:05:59,273 --> 01:06:00,467 Feed it what? 852 01:06:06,948 --> 01:06:07,937 Minerals. 853 01:06:10,418 --> 01:06:12,909 Thursdays, you should give it water. 854 01:06:19,427 --> 01:06:20,758 But whatever you do... 855 01:06:21,729 --> 01:06:22,957 Yes? 856 01:06:26,968 --> 01:06:28,128 Whatever you do... 857 01:06:28,236 --> 01:06:29,635 Yeah? 858 01:06:34,809 --> 01:06:36,106 What the hell is? 859 01:06:45,453 --> 01:06:47,887 "It's suppertime" 860 01:06:54,095 --> 01:06:55,460 Seymour Krelborn! 861 01:06:55,696 --> 01:06:59,757 Finally, we meet you! What an occasion! Let's toast it. Up yours. Relax. 862 01:07:00,535 --> 01:07:02,162 Let's talk turkey. Sign here. 863 01:07:02,236 --> 01:07:04,602 - We'll book you on lecturing tours. - Yes, darling. 864 01:07:04,672 --> 01:07:06,401 We're sending photographers Thursday. 865 01:07:06,474 --> 01:07:08,840 So get the plant ready and wear a clean shirt. 866 01:07:08,910 --> 01:07:10,571 - Just sign this release. - Need a pen? 867 01:07:10,645 --> 01:07:13,239 Aren't you thrilled? It's the cover of Life magazine! 868 01:07:13,314 --> 01:07:14,110 Dessert? 869 01:07:14,515 --> 01:07:16,278 Son, it's a cinch to get ratings. 870 01:07:16,350 --> 01:07:18,682 - The title is Marvin's. - The concept is mine. 871 01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,320 The first weekly gardening show on the network! 872 01:07:21,389 --> 01:07:23,949 - And you're gonna host it, you lucky kid. - Sign! 873 01:07:24,025 --> 01:07:28,359 "They say the meek shall inherit You know the Book doesn't lie 874 01:07:29,096 --> 01:07:33,294 "It's not a question of merit It's not demand and supply 875 01:07:33,768 --> 01:07:35,929 "They say the meek are gonna get it. 876 01:07:38,806 --> 01:07:41,468 "You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to them" 877 01:08:06,934 --> 01:08:08,492 Oh, my God! 878 01:08:09,003 --> 01:08:12,871 And here he is himself, Mr. Seymour Krelborn! 879 01:08:13,608 --> 01:08:15,735 Mr. Krelborn, there are many questions... 880 01:08:15,810 --> 01:08:18,438 ...the people in our television audience have for you. 881 01:08:18,512 --> 01:08:20,980 Come and tell our viewers at home and elsewhere... 882 01:08:21,048 --> 01:08:24,643 ...about this particularly amazing agricultural phenomenon... 883 01:08:24,719 --> 01:08:28,815 ...that's made you one of the most talked about plant scientists in the country... 884 01:08:31,859 --> 01:08:32,848 Cut! 885 01:08:32,994 --> 01:08:35,292 What happened to the goddamned greenery? 886 01:08:35,997 --> 01:08:37,931 - It just needs to be fed. - So feed it. 887 01:08:39,133 --> 01:08:40,930 I can't feed it. Not now. 888 01:08:41,002 --> 01:08:43,163 Then I'll feed it. Where's the plant food? 889 01:08:43,237 --> 01:08:46,502 It doesn't eat plant food. And I can't feed it now. 890 01:08:47,341 --> 01:08:48,501 Leave me alone. 891 01:08:48,576 --> 01:08:49,770 All of you. 892 01:08:50,378 --> 01:08:51,470 Just go away. 893 01:08:51,545 --> 01:08:53,809 Leave me alone. Get out of here. 894 01:08:53,881 --> 01:08:55,576 Go away. Leave me alone! 895 01:08:58,019 --> 01:08:59,179 Everybody go away! 896 01:08:59,253 --> 01:09:00,379 Leave me alone! 897 01:09:01,088 --> 01:09:02,453 You're hysterical. 898 01:09:02,957 --> 01:09:04,117 I know. I'm sorry. 899 01:09:15,870 --> 01:09:17,895 What am I gonna do? 900 01:09:18,372 --> 01:09:21,899 I never should've started, but I did. Now, if I don't feed it, it'll die. 901 01:09:21,976 --> 01:09:24,137 I'll lose her, I'll lose everything. 902 01:09:25,246 --> 01:09:26,679 Who are you talking to? 903 01:09:27,581 --> 01:09:28,775 Nobody. 904 01:09:29,216 --> 01:09:30,979 You're acting funny. 905 01:09:31,185 --> 01:09:33,585 It wasn't nice throwing those people out. 906 01:09:33,654 --> 01:09:36,487 Those men said Seymour Krelborn's Gardening Tips... 907 01:09:36,624 --> 01:09:39,218 ...is sure to be a very big TV show. 908 01:09:39,460 --> 01:09:41,928 I know. I'm sorry. I feel terrible. 909 01:09:41,996 --> 01:09:43,054 Well, you shouldn't. 910 01:09:43,130 --> 01:09:46,588 They're coming back tomorrow and they'll bring you a great big check. 911 01:09:48,569 --> 01:09:50,537 I wish you were enjoying your success. 912 01:09:52,073 --> 01:09:54,007 They said they're coming back with money? 913 01:09:54,075 --> 01:09:55,235 Tomorrow. 914 01:09:55,910 --> 01:09:57,969 Then we could afford to get out of here. 915 01:09:58,045 --> 01:09:59,171 What do you mean? 916 01:09:59,246 --> 01:10:01,976 That's it. After tomorrow we could leave here together. 917 01:10:02,416 --> 01:10:03,542 Together? 918 01:10:04,919 --> 01:10:06,580 If you'll have me. 919 01:10:06,654 --> 01:10:08,144 Audrey, will you have me? 920 01:10:08,990 --> 01:10:10,116 What do you mean? 921 01:10:11,092 --> 01:10:12,753 Marry me, Audrey. 922 01:10:12,994 --> 01:10:14,461 Seymour, this is so sudden. 923 01:10:14,962 --> 01:10:15,826 Will you? 924 01:10:22,169 --> 01:10:23,033 Sure. 925 01:10:24,238 --> 01:10:26,763 Then that's it! We'll go get married right now. 926 01:10:27,842 --> 01:10:32,074 Tomorrow I'll be on TV, get the money and then we'll live happily ever after. 927 01:10:32,146 --> 01:10:35,513 Oh, Audrey, I'll give you a wonderful life with no plants, I promise. 928 01:10:35,583 --> 01:10:38,245 - No plants at all. - You're talking peculiar again. 929 01:10:38,319 --> 01:10:40,719 We'll start tonight. We'll go to City Hall, get married... 930 01:10:40,788 --> 01:10:43,951 ...and spend the night somewhere safe. Some nice hotel. 931 01:10:46,060 --> 01:10:47,960 I've got to get ready! 932 01:10:48,029 --> 01:10:49,587 Hurry. Hurry. 933 01:11:54,762 --> 01:11:56,730 Feed me. 934 01:11:57,865 --> 01:11:59,696 Under no circumstances. 935 01:11:59,767 --> 01:12:00,927 Feed me. 936 01:12:01,569 --> 01:12:03,730 I will not, so stop asking. 937 01:12:03,838 --> 01:12:05,169 Feed me! 938 01:12:05,339 --> 01:12:06,533 No! No more! 939 01:12:06,674 --> 01:12:08,505 I can't take living with the guilt. 940 01:12:09,110 --> 01:12:10,577 Tough titty. 941 01:12:10,911 --> 01:12:12,469 Watch your language. 942 01:12:12,546 --> 01:12:15,106 Cut the crap. Bring on the meat. 943 01:12:17,585 --> 01:12:20,748 I'll run to the corner, pick you up some nice ground round. 944 01:12:20,988 --> 01:12:24,321 - How about that? - Don't do me no favors! 945 01:12:26,794 --> 01:12:29,092 It's my last offer. Yes or no? 946 01:12:29,864 --> 01:12:33,960 You sure do drive a hard bargain. 947 01:12:35,603 --> 01:12:37,594 Done. Fine. Great. 948 01:12:40,207 --> 01:12:42,801 Don't think you're getting dessert. 949 01:14:19,306 --> 01:14:21,934 - Hello. - "Hey, little lady, hello" 950 01:14:23,510 --> 01:14:24,738 Who is this? 951 01:14:24,812 --> 01:14:27,372 "You're looking cute as can be" 952 01:14:27,681 --> 01:14:29,046 Is this someone I know? 953 01:14:29,116 --> 01:14:31,448 "You're looking mighty sweet" 954 01:14:33,187 --> 01:14:34,381 Seymour! 955 01:14:34,488 --> 01:14:37,321 "No, it ain't Seymour. It's me!" 956 01:14:41,729 --> 01:14:43,924 Oh, my God! 957 01:15:03,317 --> 01:15:05,410 I don't believe it. 958 01:15:05,819 --> 01:15:08,151 Believe it, baby. It talks. 959 01:15:08,756 --> 01:15:10,246 Am I dreaming this? 960 01:15:10,524 --> 01:15:13,186 No, and you ain't in Kansas, neither. 961 01:15:15,663 --> 01:15:17,494 Something is very wrong here. 962 01:15:17,965 --> 01:15:21,128 I need me some water in the worst way. 963 01:15:21,435 --> 01:15:23,460 Look at my branches. 964 01:15:23,537 --> 01:15:26,165 I'm drying up. I'm a goner, honey! 965 01:15:27,541 --> 01:15:30,032 "Come on and give me a drink" 966 01:15:30,377 --> 01:15:31,901 I don't know if I should. 967 01:15:31,979 --> 01:15:34,243 "Hey, little lady, be nice" 968 01:15:34,348 --> 01:15:36,145 Do you talk to Seymour like this? 969 01:15:36,216 --> 01:15:38,946 "Sure do. I'll drink it straight" 970 01:15:39,086 --> 01:15:40,678 Your leaves are dry. 971 01:15:40,754 --> 01:15:43,188 "Don't need no glass or no ice" 972 01:15:43,757 --> 01:15:45,088 I'll get the can. 973 01:15:45,192 --> 01:15:47,990 "Don't need no twist of lime" 974 01:15:48,495 --> 01:15:49,519 Here we go. 975 01:15:49,863 --> 01:15:51,854 "And now it's suppertime!" 976 01:15:56,003 --> 01:15:58,335 Oh, relax, doll. It'll be easy. 977 01:16:11,618 --> 01:16:14,348 Get off of her! Get off! 978 01:16:34,742 --> 01:16:36,835 - Are you okay? - Yes. 979 01:16:41,849 --> 01:16:43,646 Yes. I'm okay. 980 01:16:43,717 --> 01:16:47,847 I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to hurt anybody. 981 01:16:47,955 --> 01:16:51,322 It's just that somehow it makes things happen. Terrible things. 982 01:16:51,492 --> 01:16:54,120 I should've stopped when I found out what it lived on. 983 01:16:54,194 --> 01:16:55,991 But it was so cute and harmless... 984 01:16:56,063 --> 01:16:59,294 ...and we started doing business and making money and you liked me... 985 01:17:01,201 --> 01:17:03,669 Do you really think I liked you because of that? 986 01:17:05,806 --> 01:17:08,536 I liked you from the day I came to work here. 987 01:17:09,143 --> 01:17:12,374 You mean, you'd still like me even if I wasn't famous? 988 01:17:15,115 --> 01:17:17,083 I'd still love you, Seymour. 989 01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:19,411 Really? 990 01:17:20,087 --> 01:17:23,022 All I ever wanted was you... 991 01:17:25,058 --> 01:17:27,049 ...and a sweet little house. 992 01:17:28,262 --> 01:17:31,095 You're the most wonderful person that ever lived. 993 01:17:31,165 --> 01:17:34,623 We're gonna get that little house and everything will be okay. 994 01:17:34,701 --> 01:17:38,102 "Suddenly Seymour 995 01:17:38,906 --> 01:17:41,966 "Is standing beside you 996 01:17:42,376 --> 01:17:46,472 "Suddenly Seymour 997 01:17:47,548 --> 01:17:49,880 "Showed me I can 998 01:17:49,950 --> 01:17:52,282 "Yes, you can..." 999 01:17:53,220 --> 01:17:55,688 Excuse me, pardon me, beg your pardon. 1000 01:17:55,856 --> 01:17:58,324 If you two kids would stop singing for a moment... 1001 01:17:58,392 --> 01:18:00,917 ...I've got something I want to discuss with you. 1002 01:18:00,994 --> 01:18:03,258 Which one of you is Seymour Krelborn? 1003 01:18:05,032 --> 01:18:05,794 I am. 1004 01:18:05,866 --> 01:18:06,958 It's a pleasure. 1005 01:18:07,034 --> 01:18:10,128 Has your phone been busy! I've been trying to reach you for weeks. 1006 01:18:10,204 --> 01:18:14,504 Patrick Martin, Licensing and Marketing, World Botanical Enterprises. 1007 01:18:14,575 --> 01:18:18,375 Son, kid, boy, are we gonna make a fortune together! 1008 01:18:18,512 --> 01:18:21,379 - He's not interested. - He will be. 1009 01:18:22,916 --> 01:18:26,079 Me and the guys at the home office have been following this plant of yours. 1010 01:18:26,153 --> 01:18:29,281 We've come up with one incredible idea. 1011 01:18:29,923 --> 01:18:31,686 We're very proud of it. 1012 01:18:31,992 --> 01:18:33,357 Picture this. 1013 01:18:34,561 --> 01:18:38,122 We take leaf cuttings, develop little Audrey IIs... 1014 01:18:38,365 --> 01:18:41,960 ...and sell them to florist shops across the nation. 1015 01:18:42,936 --> 01:18:46,201 Pretty soon every household in America could have one. 1016 01:18:47,174 --> 01:18:48,641 Every household in America! 1017 01:18:49,243 --> 01:18:51,871 For starters, kid. Why this thing could go... 1018 01:18:52,513 --> 01:18:53,480 ...worldwide! 1019 01:18:54,081 --> 01:18:55,070 Worldwide? 1020 01:18:55,315 --> 01:18:56,805 Think of it, boy. 1021 01:18:56,884 --> 01:18:58,977 Audrey IIs everywhere! 1022 01:18:59,253 --> 01:19:02,654 With the right advertising, this thing could be bigger than Hula-Hoops. 1023 01:19:02,723 --> 01:19:04,054 Bigger than Hula-Hoops? 1024 01:19:04,124 --> 01:19:07,355 What do you say, Seymour? Do we have a deal? 1025 01:19:09,530 --> 01:19:13,091 No! Keep your contract. Nobody's touching that plant. 1026 01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:14,827 We're offering a lot of money. 1027 01:19:14,902 --> 01:19:17,132 Forget the money! Keep it and get out of here! 1028 01:19:17,204 --> 01:19:18,501 - Are you nuts? - Yeah, I'm nuts. 1029 01:19:18,572 --> 01:19:20,733 Get out of here! Go on! Get out of here! 1030 01:19:24,144 --> 01:19:26,704 I'll come back when you're in a better mood. 1031 01:19:27,381 --> 01:19:29,212 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1032 01:19:29,283 --> 01:19:30,545 I think so. 1033 01:19:31,118 --> 01:19:34,349 He'll keep eating until there's nothing left. 1034 01:19:34,421 --> 01:19:37,515 We've got to stop it, Seymour! We've got to. 1035 01:19:38,458 --> 01:19:39,925 I've got to. 1036 01:19:40,260 --> 01:19:42,524 I have to end this once and for all. 1037 01:19:43,063 --> 01:19:44,621 I'll bust that pod wide open. 1038 01:19:45,032 --> 01:19:47,432 Wait! I'm coming with you. 1039 01:19:47,634 --> 01:19:51,536 No, it's me that got us into this. I'm the one to get us out. 1040 01:19:53,006 --> 01:19:54,837 Wait for me, Audrey. 1041 01:19:55,309 --> 01:19:58,039 This is between me and the vegetable. 1042 01:20:07,051 --> 01:20:10,316 "Every household in America!" Thousands of you, eating! 1043 01:20:10,721 --> 01:20:13,087 That's what you had in mind all along, isn't it? 1044 01:20:13,157 --> 01:20:15,284 No shit, Sherlock! 1045 01:20:15,492 --> 01:20:19,929 We're not talking about one hungry plant. We're talking about world conquest! 1046 01:20:20,264 --> 01:20:22,391 And I want to thank you! 1047 01:20:23,133 --> 01:20:26,261 You're not going to get away with this! Your kind never does! 1048 01:20:29,206 --> 01:20:32,664 I don't care what it takes. Only one of us gets out of here alive! 1049 01:20:32,743 --> 01:20:33,971 "Better wait a minute 1050 01:20:34,678 --> 01:20:36,373 "You better hold the phone 1051 01:20:37,314 --> 01:20:40,715 "Better mind your manners Better change your tone 1052 01:20:41,852 --> 01:20:45,413 "Don't you threaten me, son You got a lot of gall 1053 01:20:46,290 --> 01:20:48,190 "We're gonna do things my way 1054 01:20:48,259 --> 01:20:50,693 "Or we won't do things at all 1055 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,592 "You're in trouble now 1056 01:21:11,682 --> 01:21:13,809 "You don't know what You're messing with 1057 01:21:13,884 --> 01:21:15,784 "You got no idea 1058 01:21:16,287 --> 01:21:20,383 "You don't know what you're looking at When you're looking here 1059 01:21:20,858 --> 01:21:24,885 "You don't know what you're up against No, no way, no how 1060 01:21:25,396 --> 01:21:27,489 "You don't know what You're messing with 1061 01:21:27,564 --> 01:21:30,124 "But I'm gonna tell you now 1062 01:21:37,541 --> 01:21:39,873 "I'm just a mean, green mother From outer space 1063 01:21:39,943 --> 01:21:41,501 "And I'm bad" 1064 01:21:42,146 --> 01:21:43,636 Outer space? 1065 01:21:44,481 --> 01:21:46,608 "And it looks like you've been had 1066 01:21:46,684 --> 01:21:49,084 "I'm a just mean, green mother From outer space 1067 01:21:49,153 --> 01:21:50,313 "So get off my back 1068 01:21:50,387 --> 01:21:51,547 "Get out of my face 1069 01:21:51,622 --> 01:21:53,647 "'Cause I'm mean and green 1070 01:21:53,824 --> 01:21:55,815 "And I am bad 1071 01:22:01,765 --> 01:22:03,357 "Want to save your skin, boy? 1072 01:22:04,168 --> 01:22:05,658 "You want to save your hide? 1073 01:22:06,236 --> 01:22:07,635 "You want to see tomorrow? 1074 01:22:08,572 --> 01:22:10,938 "You better step aside 1075 01:22:11,008 --> 01:22:12,566 "Better take a tip, boy 1076 01:22:13,177 --> 01:22:14,667 "Want some good advice? 1077 01:22:15,579 --> 01:22:19,447 "Better take it easy 'Cause you're walking on thin ice 1078 01:22:20,184 --> 01:22:24,177 "You don't know what you're dealing with No, you never did 1079 01:22:24,722 --> 01:22:28,954 "You don't know what you're looking at But that's tough titty, kid 1080 01:22:29,460 --> 01:22:33,191 "The lion don't sleep tonight And if you pull his tail he roars 1081 01:22:33,263 --> 01:22:35,663 "You say that ain't fair You say that ain't nice 1082 01:22:35,733 --> 01:22:37,860 "You know what I say, 'Up yours! ' 1083 01:22:42,573 --> 01:22:43,665 "Watch me now! 1084 01:22:43,741 --> 01:22:46,175 "I'm just a mean, green mother From outer space 1085 01:22:46,243 --> 01:22:47,608 "And I'm bad 1086 01:22:48,278 --> 01:22:50,576 "I'm just a mean, green mother A real disgrace 1087 01:22:50,647 --> 01:22:52,547 "And you got me fighting mad 1088 01:22:52,916 --> 01:22:55,248 "I'm just a mean, green mother From outer space 1089 01:22:55,319 --> 01:22:57,651 "I'm gonna trash your ass Gonna rock this place 1090 01:22:57,721 --> 01:22:59,882 "I'm mean and green 1091 01:22:59,957 --> 01:23:02,391 "And I am bad! 1092 01:23:05,596 --> 01:23:10,226 "I don't come from no black lagoon I'm from past the stars, beyond the moon 1093 01:23:10,300 --> 01:23:12,825 "You can keep the 'Thing' Keep the 'It' 1094 01:23:12,903 --> 01:23:15,201 "Keep the creature They don't mean shit" 1095 01:23:21,011 --> 01:23:22,444 All right, that does it! 1096 01:23:24,047 --> 01:23:26,538 "I got killer buds A power stem 1097 01:23:26,683 --> 01:23:29,982 "Nasty thorns and I'm using them Better move it out 1098 01:23:30,053 --> 01:23:33,511 "Nature calls, you got the point I'll bust your balls 1099 01:24:04,054 --> 01:24:06,386 "I'm mean and green" 1100 01:24:23,707 --> 01:24:25,402 Bye-bye, Seymour! 1101 01:25:26,703 --> 01:25:28,466 Oh, shit! 1102 01:33:51,500 --> 01:33:51,900 EN